when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
So I accidentally sent an email to my professor that was meant for my friend with the subject “MATT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS”
with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:
….oh god.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
imagine if it went the opposite way around
- Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
- Band Member: Marry me.
- Me: What?
- Band Member: What?
- Me:
- Band Member:
- Me:
- Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
